Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
many girls wanted to kiss me, i allowed, &
now, i want 2 kiss many girls, but
they don’t allow. SELFISH GIRLS
Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”
Height of Optimism… Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies”,
SARDAR Major: “Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction” !.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?